[Press Release:]

(Burlington, MA) – Clown Shoes Beer will be releasing “Third Party Candidate” (a new India Pale Lager) this week, and its California sales rep Phil (Filthy) Thomas will be running for president.

With the slogan “Keep America Clean: Vote Filthy”, Clown Shoes has launched a campaign to get Phil into the White House, even if only to use the bathroom there. Phil owns a higher IQ than John Travolta in Phenomenon, has perfected more dance moves than Beyoncé, breaks more concrete slabs with his forehead than Chuck Norris in his prime, surfs ninety foot waves on a longboard, and he can sing with greater sweetness than angelic choir boys pouring their hearts out as they render Ave Maria.

Clown Shoes Beer has released a few new beers into its lineup for 2016, including Mangö (an American Kölsch brewed with mango), Whammy Bar (an IPA in six-pack cans), The Barista (an Imperial Brown Ale brewed with coffee and oats), and American Monastic (a Belgian IPA with 7 different hop varieties).

Clown Shoes will also be ramping up its extensive barrel-aged lineup, with beers like Archdruid (an Imperial Irish Red Ale aged in Irish Whiskey barrels) and others later this year. The mission of Clown Shoes is to produce beer without pretension while being free and a little crazy. Visit www.clownshoesbeer.com for more information, or their Facebook page at www.facebook.com/clownshoesbeer.